GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' oink champagne blinker disposable around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't

Well gang, get ready to see the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's lost it on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your peepers. Those tiny lights are gonna be go wild faster than a speeding train. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one display you won't wanna forget. Watch out for flying cars! Prepare for blindi